by Mark Twain
The thrilling construction of the case against Injun Joe, from pretrial hearing through to sentencing.
A daily series of the dull and mundane, brought to you by apathy and indifference. And to prove it, it won't even be daily.
28 March 2010
12 March 2010
The French Confection
by Robin Moore
Detectives Edward "Popeye" Egan and Salvatore Grosso bust a drug cartel for smuggling heroin into New York in 60 kilos of profiteroles.
Detectives Edward "Popeye" Egan and Salvatore Grosso bust a drug cartel for smuggling heroin into New York in 60 kilos of profiteroles.
Zeno and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
by Robert Pirsig
Greek philosopher takes a road trip and never reaches his destination.
Greek philosopher takes a road trip and never reaches his destination.
10 March 2010
Bloody hat!
I am sick to bloody death of hat. Every bloody night, it's hat. Akubra hat. Fedora hat. Panama hat. Every bloody night, hat for dinner! For just one bloody night, can we not have steak!?
24 February 2010
Advances in computing
We have finally created true artificial intelligence.
Introducing... my microwave! It talks! Of course, it's only fitted with a small liquid crystal display and not a speaker, so it more reads than actually speaks. Nevertheless, it not only achieves
communication but accomplishes nothing less than consistent good manners: when I prepare my meal in the microwave, every single time it says to me, ENJOY YOUR MEAL. Without fail. Even after I've been in a foul mood and neglected my usual "thank you, microwave," it doesn't blink; ENJOY YOUR MEAL the very next time.
Equally, my DVD player. It never fails to say GOOD-BYE to me whenever I turn it off.
Recently, I've begun a relationship with my air conditioner.
Introducing... my microwave! It talks! Of course, it's only fitted with a small liquid crystal display and not a speaker, so it more reads than actually speaks. Nevertheless, it not only achieves
communication but accomplishes nothing less than consistent good manners: when I prepare my meal in the microwave, every single time it says to me, ENJOY YOUR MEAL. Without fail. Even after I've been in a foul mood and neglected my usual "thank you, microwave," it doesn't blink; ENJOY YOUR MEAL the very next time.
Equally, my DVD player. It never fails to say GOOD-BYE to me whenever I turn it off.
Recently, I've begun a relationship with my air conditioner.
20 February 2010
The Da Vinci Coke
by Dan Brown
An anachronistic 16th-century Coke bottle is found among Leonardo Da Vinci's possessions, and an investigation of ecclesiastical intrigues and secret societies reveals the mystery of the Coca-Cola formula.
An anachronistic 16th-century Coke bottle is found among Leonardo Da Vinci's possessions, and an investigation of ecclesiastical intrigues and secret societies reveals the mystery of the Coca-Cola formula.
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