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20 July 2010
Canada Provokes Condemnation
OTTAWA—An organisation of militant proofreaders marched through the streets of the capital of Canada today. The Spelling Inconsistency Counsel (sic) called for a general strike for the failure of the Canadian government to standardise the spelling of the word "standardize."
They were received at the Parliament building by the Borg-collective of spellcheckers. "Resistance is futile," said the collective, the body which currently controls government. "Prepare to be assimilated."