I found your salad bowl. It was in the garbage dump in Sydney. I don't know what it was doing there, but I pulled it out and cleaned it up with the shirt I was wearing at the time, which I've since thrown out because of all the garbage water that got on it. Anyway, it's got a big crack in it from one end to the other in such a way that the two pieces separate quite readily and in fact won't stay together at all. Despite this and the oily black marks all over it, it still makes a lovely salad. Well, it doesn't make the salad! Ha ha ha. No, silly, I made the salad, and it wasn't bad, except that it got all over the floor and the table, and it smelled like garbage. Anyway, I'll send it back to you. I'll even throw in the salad.
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