Free George Bush

George Bush attacks cameraman with his new terrorist swatter

Hi.

I am an independent worm saloon working for the president of the United States. I am trying to raise awareness about the injustice that is taking place on AMERICAN soil. It seems that our president is not the president we all have come to know and love. Someone has switched him with a Pepsi machine, and through the magic of Hollywood makeup and Industrial Light & Magic, have somehow duped the AMERICAN people into believing that George W. Bush is still in command, when in actual fact it is a Pepsi machine.

I have further proof of this dastardly deed. On October 19th, just last week, while speaking to a group of soldiers in Kentucky, our president seemed to just be repeating the same few lines over and over, and some people commented that these were the same lines he had said in a speech the week before. "We will get them," "We will persevere against the enemy," "Bring 'em on." These few lines were repeated ad nauseum. And then the real proof: a can of Pepsi actually came out of his mouth, right there in front of thousands of U.S. troops, who were ordered not to repeat anything about the incident. As an independent worm saloon, all I am asking is a small donation to help me further uncover this horrible conspiracy, and return the George W. Bush we all used to hold in such high regard to the office of the UNITED STATES. A small donation will prove invaluable, as I will try to actually purchase a Pepsi from the "Bush machine," and expose the awful truth. For your donation you will receive an 8 by 10 glossy of our COMMANDER IN CHIEF, a DICK CHENEY key chain, and a can of Coke. Remember, "COKE IS IT." Buy the real deal, not evil Pepsi.

Send your donations to:

El Spleeno
Maple Ridge, B.C.
Kanada