20 February 2005

The Man Called Mountain

His mighty arms were like large trees, and these were mighty unwieldy as he was otherwise a normally proportioned human being. And they called him Mountain. Mountain the Mighty. And he was. Mighty. Mighty mighty.

And he uprooted trees and demolished houses and otherwise made a pretty good living landscaping.

The bank foreclosed on his debt, though, and that was the end of him.

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